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"Hello sports fans and welcome to Bash Center. I'm your host Yorrel Eddsburn and say hello to our undead co-host McFadden."
"Errrrr...rooowww."
"Well on to tonight's highlights, opening day in Arcadia of the Slyvaninan Old World League. The night's big game featured the Arcadia Bulldogs hosting the Dwarven Broncos.
First half, Bulldogs would strike first with a TD from their catcher Dryton.
Late in the first half Broncos would answer with a TD run of their own by Longbeard Bashful who contradicted his name by celebrating in the endzone.
Late in the second half Longbeard Stinky put a serious hit on Bulldog Catcher Ryder who would sit out the rest of the game. At half time it was announced by apothecaries that he suffered a concussion and would also miss the next game.
On to the second half, and a quick snap by the Broncos would prove costly combined with a touchback resulting with the ball in the hands of the Bulldogs Blitzer Porter who would use his speed to run in a incredible 2 turn TD from the scrum line untouched! He.. could.. go.. all.. the.. way!!! Bulldogs up two one after that amazing run but the Broncos weren't finished yet. Late in the second Broncos Runner Flint catches a pass for a TD score, his second completion of the day. We are tied going into sudden death overtime!
Porter blows by a tackle for another long rushing TD, Bulldogs win 3 to 2 in OT! What a game!
After the game Porter was interviewed."
"First of all I would like to thank the mighty Sigmar, first and foremost. Also, all hail to Emperor Karl Franz."
"Porter, you guys were considered the underdogs coming into this game. What adjustments did the team make in order to pull off this win?"
"Whelp, we try to stay focused. Yeah, we know the Dwarves hit hard, yadda yadda yadda, but we just needed to open holes in their lines and get to the back field. Once we did that, our speed took over just like coach drew it up."
"Catcher Ryder is out with a concussion, how will the team be next week?"
"We'll just have to make our adjustments. Ya know Ryder is fast but we still have Dryton."
"Thank you for your time, Porter.
"Grumpy care to share your thoughts on tonight's loss?"
"Thoughts? First of all Lady, I don't have any 'thoughts' on tonight's loss, but I do have some advice for those humans: If you ever grab me beard again I will get me axe and hack away at ya laddies! You will sure as all find yer names on me grudgestone."
"That's all from Arcadia Arena. Back to you, Yorrel."
"Thank you Andrea. Well, a fine start to the football season. May we have your thoughts McFadden?"
"Errrr...aerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."