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"Greetings, gore fans. It's me, Yorrel Eddsburn, live from Orcland where the Raiders are hosting the Bulldogs. Tonight, we are without our play-by-play man McFadden. He is out with a case of ummm, well, death. At any rate, we have a special guest host from the Halfling Harryfoots, Pidge Stoutmen. Pidge, your thoughts on tonight's close game?"
"Well Yorrel, I know most people don't fancy a great defensive game but I sure do. This was a great display of Orc defense at its finest. Humans win the kickoff and make it deep into Orc territory only to get smacked by Basha, the biggest black orc out there. I mean, that was a great hit! I can still hear the bone snapping as Basha lays his horns into the poor lads chest. He not only took the human out but then forced a turnover with the pigskin lose."
"Yes, Orcs would recover the loose ball and keep it the rest of the half."
"Time of possession is the key to this game, especially for a team like Orcland that owns the highest-rated ground game in the league."
"But the Bulldogs show they can play some serious D! As the Orcs push forward, the humans go with a zone giving up the scrumline."
"Take a look at this red zone D late in the first half. Orcs can't get into the endzone but the Bulldogs had the ball for less than three turns!"
"If you look at how the Orcs run, you see why the Bulldogs had to give up ground and regroup to stop them at the goalline. We are tied at a goose egg apiece going into the 2nd half."
"At the kick off, humans move out to a great start deep into Raider Territory when another great hit by Basha sends yet another human crashing to the ground. Raiders recover the ball and drive to the scrum line, and this is where the humans make the biggest mistake of the game. The entire human line tries to recover the ball. It's knocked loose, Porter with the ball; he's running in the wideout but is tackled and the ball is loose again. Orcs recover and the humans go for another strip at the ball. Four change of possessions along the scrumline, but the Orcs show their brute strength with half the human team out. Four men down KO'd leaving a hole the size of an Empire Steam Tank for the Orcs to run through."
"Final play of the game, Dakka throws a short pass to Thrower Chukka for the winning TD toss at the buzzer. Orcland in a highly contested win over the humans 1 – 0. A hard fought loss for Drexler and the rest of the Bulldogs. We go to the locker rooms for the post game interview."
"Drexler, you guys had fought off the Orc run game for almost 15 turns but finally they got through your line. Were they just too strong for you?"
"What kinda of question is that? Yeah, we got into a rumble in the scrumline. Coach warned us but we had to get dat pigskin. Sigmar chose not to bless us today but that is ok, I can deal with that. It's early in the season. We lost Ryder, one of fastest guys, so we did the best we could. We get them next time, I swear on Sigmar Bulldogs ain't finished yet."
"Basha Black Orc was also available for comment."
"Basha, Basha.. another home game and another team held scoreless. What is your defense doing that is keeping other teams from scoring?"
"HAHAHAH, it's not Orc defense it ooopid Ommies are weak!"
"And that is all from Orkland back to you."
"Well, Orcs now have the record for the stingiest defense in the league, and the best D overall. It will be an interesting season. Good night."