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"Yes, it's time once again for another edition of Bash Center. I am your host with the most, Yorrel Eddsburn, and always with me my faithful co-host McFadden."
"Itchy tasty.."
"Uh, ok... moving on to the Slyvaninan Old World League. We go to the Badlands where the Orcland Raiders host the Amazon Redskins.
In the first half, Catcher Nadda gets deep in Orc territory before being leveled by Orc Blitzer Grot Basha. Nadda would have to leave the game with an injury. Later in the first half, Grot Basha intercepts a long pass. He's to the 50.. the 40.. gets a block.. the 30.. the 20.. HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY! Orcs go up one - zip.
ere we go ere we go
Now in the first turn of the second half, Orc and Amazon fans alike run onto the field and knocking players over! The front three linewomen down opens a hole for the orc running game...
Dakka shows he can run, too. Along with a completion, Orc thrower Dakka stays within the Raiders' run style offense.
Amazons race back to get to the Orc Thrower Dakka, but he had nice run protection. Amazons were getting blocked left and right all over the field leaving Dakka clear for the easy run. Orcs now up 2 - zip late in the second half.
Quarterback sneak getting blocking from Blitzer Grotbasha Dakka to run in for the TD score.
Amazons still had a chance to score now with the ball, Amazon form a wedge on the widezone thrower Concha with the ball.. fumbles! Concha would go the day with zero completions, one interception and zero blocks.
On to the post-game interviews."
"Grot Basha, with one TD plus an interception you were unstoppable out there. You guys held the high powered offense of the Redskins scoreless. What adjustments did your defense make in order to render their offense useless?"
"Ere we go! Ere we go! Ere we go! Orcses bash small oomies to bitz!"
"Uh, ok. Lemme see if I can find Concha of the Amazons. Concha!"
"Yes?"
"Concha, a rough start for you with no completions and held scoreless. What adjustments do you need for the next game?"
"The Greenfolk have shamed us, we shall return to our lands to prey to our Gods for a great victory in the lands of the manfolk; and, like the great Phoenix, we shall rise from ashes and fly with great wings of fire.."
"That's all from the Badlands, Yorrel."